Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. Chapter Text. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Develop your characters. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. Like why he hates students so much. He has no shame. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. It would explain a lot. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Viewed 411 times . Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. . Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Or even just one page. Work Search: by snarkysweetness. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. This is a Triwizard clue! Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. The twins are confused and horny. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. My sweet! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. What a stupid question. The Second Wizarding War began. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Destiny is not written in stone Please consider turning it on! Professor, something is poking my bum. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. Lily however loved Harry. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Strange, but consensual. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. You've been stealing! [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. What's this racket? Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. [A non-magical AU. "Min ymmrrn kyll. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. Munga. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. A Black Comedy by nonjon. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Didnt find what you were looking for? [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. 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